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Midnight in Paris

It’s funny and touching how well a parent knows their child, inside and out. My parents are divorced, but last week, each of them, separately and individually, without consulting with one another (obvs, they’re divorced), called me immediately after leaving the theater from seeing Midnight in Paris, like they walked out and the FIRST thing they did was pick up their phone to call me, and told me I had to see it because I would LOVE IT, –LOVE– it, and that the character was me. They each said it in their own way though. My mom called and said it directly “honey I mean it’s just weird, you’ll see how much you see yourself in him, you have to see it…he’s..he’s YOU.” My dad didn’t tell me directly that Owen Wilson’s character was me, because he likes mystery. He GUSHED about how much I would love the film and had to go see it, but wouldn’t tell me why and said “It’s fantastic–Just go- just go– you’ll know within the first 5 minutes why I’m telling you this.” And sure enough, within 5 minutes into the film, my boyfriend and I literally turned to each other in the movie theater and were like “he’s you…” Well I said ‘he’s me” haha and Alex said “he’s you.”

The character is a writer, who is obsessed with history, and just so excited and passionate about Europe and its magic and charm and the past, and being nostalgic for decades past and just…excited. Excited to explore and learn and read and wander and literally drink up everything he is seeing and feeling and experiencing. His wife just wants to get to the point, and he wants to take midnight strolls, walk in the rain, and think about the past. Like I’m sure a lot of people see themselves in a character like that, but I’m telling you guys, if you don’t know me, the nuances of this character are awkwardly me. Everything he says and does.  I mean my mother and father who bore me and raised me called me each to tell me it was uncanny how much this guy was me. It’s so cute, (Owen Wilson did a masterful job)  like, every time he turns a corner he is just, exploding with excitement and passion and romantically, insatiably inFATUATED with the past, constantly ruminating to both his wife and himself like, “but just think about it, can you BELIEVE Fitzgerald used to walk these streets? THESE streets that my feet are touching, can you just…think about that?” He can’t over it. He can’t sleep at night because of how excited he is about everything (story of my life). He is a total dork for all of the cliches and Woody Allen plays on it brilliantly for comedy….like the opening montage he is just babbling on and on about how amazing it would/will be to stroll Paris at night, while it rains, with a baguette in hand, in Rachel McAdams is just comically in contrast tohim, being the way mostly everyone else is in life, like “getting wet isn’t fun, Gil….who wants to get rained on?” Haha each character was SO wonderfully cast and directed and gave just…phenomenal performances. Woody Allen is such a fucking genius that it’s sick. It was so FUNNY. Everything about the movie was funny and sweet and poignant and hilarious and just perfect. I adored every millisecond of it, beginning to end.

So if you read my blog and don’t me know, and want to know what I’m like, just see Midnight in Paris. It’s funny too because after I saw it and called my dad up I was like OMG, because I had just written a 3- page blogpost about how incurably obsessed I am with my dad’s past and California in the ’60′s and ’70′s and how I would kill one million puppies to go back and hang out with Vietnam-war-protesting intellectual hippies; and that is what this entire movie is about, is  being a romantic/dreamer who is obsessed with golden ages from the past and want their lives to be as richly full of experiences as their fantasy of the past is. I swear the movie started and I was like, laughing, because of how funny it was to see it 2 days after writing that blogpost, because the second they land in Paris, all Owen Wilson can talk about is how he wants to move to Paris and leave everything behind and just live there. Whenever I like a city, I fall so passionately hard for it that I want to move there, like within a week. The amount of times someone in my family or circle-of-friends has heard me say I’m moving to Barcelona, or LA, or NYC, or Paris, is ridiculous. I mean, I will move to those places one day–watch me–but if I travel to a city and like it, it’s always my next home. It was funny to talk to my dad about it too because my dad had to deal with me getting back from Barcelona when I studied/lived there– he picked me up at the airport and he was ready to give me a tranquilizer so I’d shut the F up. I was on crack, just frantically telling him about all of the cities and stories and people and history and how in love I was and how magical everything is and how all I wanted was to go back in time in Barcelona and see what it was like when Orwell lived there after the Spanish Civil War and go back to the turn of the century when Picasso and Dali and Miro all hung out in little artist’s circles at the cafes in Barcelona; and move there tomorrow. And while I was there I would write my parents and friends 10-page word documents about how incredible the sights and feel of the cities were in Rome and Paris and Portugal and Barcelona, like 10 pages just…..flowing in passion onto the keyboard. I mean, I was a History major for a reason. I am obsessed with learning about people’s stories, and the stories of countries, which are really just the collective stories of people (particularly American and European, which is what I concentrated on because it’s just what interests me the most). I am obsessed with writers and poets and artists and musicians;  Hemingway and Fitzgerald and Bunuel and T.S. Elliot and Cole Porter; Arthur Miller and Ella Fitzgerald and Kurt Vonngegut and Richard Yates; the artists from each decade in our past.  I don’t think anyone who knows me will see Midnight in Paris and not think of me. It’s now in my top 5 of favorite movies of all time, along with Vicky Cristina Barcelona, (tied for number 1 place), Inglorious Basterds, Royal Tenenbaums, and one other I can’t think of.

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Weekend Update {French Toast, Human Centipedes, The Killing, and work}

Happy Sunday ya’ll.

Friday: My boyfriend and I got takeout Chinese and watched the first & only three episodes of the new AMC show “The Killing.” It’s absolutely genius. A totally creepy, fascinating, addicting, brilliantly-directed murder-mystery show set in the Pacific Northwest, which is…….my FAVORITE place for films/tv shows to be set. That sounds really random but it’s true. Because of the rain and the mountains and water, the green/grey/blue/brown colors, the fog, and the fact that it’s almost always dreary, the cinematography is stunning and makes me want to live in  a cozy cabin, on a hill in the rainy woods with a sick view of the water. Movies like Twilight are a good example. Basically anything set in Seattle or Oregon or Vancouver, etc. There’s just something about the rain, fog, beautiful vistas and tall, lush trees that makes me want to live out there, even though I’m a sun worshipper who gets depressed when it’s below 70 degrees. NEEDLESS to say, you should watch The Killing. It’s SO. GOOD. Also on Friday {and speaking of rain}, before getting the takeout, I grocery shopped for an all-day brunch/moviefest on Saturday. I looked at the weather forecast early in the week and saw that it was supposed to be pouring rain/thunderstorming ALL DAY Saturday, from morning to night, SO, I made the plan that second to grocery shop on Friday so that we wouldn’t have to leave the house for a SINGLE thing or reason on Saturday, and could eat yummy brunch food and watch movies all day long without ever having to step outside into the rain. I got my boyfriend & his friends in on the plan, and it was something to look forward to all week. I highly recommend doing a similar thing the next time you check the weather and see a 24-hour rain forecast. I planned a menu of French toast with strawberries, bacon, poached eggs + asparagus + grated parmesan, and hashbrowns. All of the ingredients TOTAL cost $35.00 and it fed six people, with tons leftover, which made it a six-dollar meal…like..what? It also tasted as good as restaurant food, was just abSURDLY easy to make, and made me realize again how much more cost-effective/better it is to make your own food. Which brings me to….

Saturday: Woke up around 9:30 and my boyfriend  & I began the cooking. The French toast was SO. SO. SO. easy to make. It was my first time ever making french toast and it takes literally about 5 minutes of prep time and 3-5 minutes to grill.

I used:
Texas Toast
Half & Half
Cinnamon
Nutmeg
Vanilla Extract
Eggs (obvi)
Maple Syrup

You mix 2 eggs (or more depending on how much you’re serving), 1/2 cup of half & half (I used half and half instead of milk- so much creamier ), 1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract, and a pinch of nutmeg. Coat each slice of Texas Toast in the egg mixture, and throw it on the stovetop on mediumish heat, over melted butter. Then pile chopped strawberries and maple syrup on top! It was orgasmic. Weirdly enough {because I know nothing about anything food-related}, the Texas toast was my touch…every single recipe I found on the internet ( including the tens of different French Toast recipes on the Food Network, Paula Dean, Martha Stewart, etc.) ALL said to use day-old regular white or wheat bread, or challah bread, or a bunch of other kinds of bread that weren’t TT, which really surprised me. I thought using Texas Toast was what people did.  It was the PERFECT thickness and texture and it cooks perfectly because it doesn’t get too soggy and there’s always a slight crispness in the middle. I have no words to describe how yummy it was.

The rest of the food was a joke too. Bacon is bacon. Poached eggs are poached eggs. And steamed asparagus is….you guessed it. There are no ingredients other than salt and like one step to each food. The potatoes weren’t exactly hasbrowns but BETTER. You cut fingerling potaotes into fours and throw them into a big mixing bowl, sprinkle with salt, olive oil and rosemary and place in the oven.

Then we spent the next few hours watching movies back-to-back. We started with Human Centipede, because apparently we are totally out of our minds. It’s the infamous horror flick about a psycho German doctor who kidnaps and sews three people together to make a giant crawling human. Hahaha it was………one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen but SO entertaining to watch with a group of friends, full on brunch food, drinking Mimosas on a thunderstorming Saturday. We all cuddled under our big blankets, lit a bunch of candles, and snuggled. After HC, we watched Man on Wire, the JAWDROPPING documentary about the tightrope walker who walked across the twin towers on a wire…with nothing beneath him but…the ground. I am still in shock from it. And next we watched The Game, with Michael Douglas.

Today I had work all day, at CB2, then I napped, made a grilled cheese on leftover Texas Toast (oh mah godddddd), and an all-new LIVE Killing is on tonight. WAHOOOOO.

Hope yalls had a great weekend wherever you were.

-Hyperbs

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Uhhhhhhhh

This movie looks fucking sick…

I mean WHAT?

My boyfriend and I just saw this preview and were literally ENTHRALLED. Captivated. But then he got really bummed when he saw that it was PG-13.

The bf and his friends are funny. They wait till the end of every preview and then boo/moan when it’s declared PG-13 because they claim all PG-13 movies are lame. My boyfriend just said “I refuse to see a horror movie/psychological thriller that is pG-13.” Like that screen that goes black at the end of previews that lists the cast and then the rating? They all yell/celebrate when the movie says it’s “R”, the way boys do when their fave team just scored a touchdown. So unfortunately for them, this movie is PG-13 but I still think it looks SO GOOD. Actually his theory is that the movie can still be sick, but no matter what, a PG-13 movie will end with a happy ending. He was like “no matter what happens during the movie, at the end, Cate Blanchett will be her mother and it will turn out to be some story of love where she was searching for her all these years blah blah blah.” Aka lame.

Haha.

Regardless I am SEEING this movie. Original score by The Chemical Brothers?

And— “I’d like to speak to Marissa Viegler.” CHILLSSSSS.

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Did you know

That Mia from Californication, a.k.a the girl that punches Hank after they have sex thereby inspiring the title of his novel, “fucking and punching”, is the same little girl that starred in The Hand that Rocks the Cradle? Madeline Zima is her name. She is the cutttest little button in THTRTC…yep, I abbreviated it to that. We all realized it yesterday mid-movie and were in shock. If you haven’t seen THTRTC you should. Classic, iconic movie in the psycho-woman genre. Like Basic Instinct.

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Bieber Fiever

Um….who else cannot wait until this movie comes out? The preview kind of gave me chills. Even though it’s Justin Bieber. And even though his fans are are 14. He’s so hot and such a bro and so good at singing and it IS the classic rags to riches story. He was just a kid with insane talent and Youtube paved his way…pretty unbelievable. Never say never, guys. : )

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