This is the weirdest, creepiest, most hilarious and MONEY picture of all time.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything about this is just……
Mary Kate Olsen with her boyfriend, the half-brother of Sarkozy AND HIS DAUGHTER.Who is the same size as Mary Kate Olsen. He looks….well, like a tall man walking with his two twin daughters. Child daughters.
Come ONNNNNNNNNN. It’s not their fault they’re so effing tiny, those damn Olsen twins, but COME ONNNNNNNNNNN. DID HE HAVE TO WALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWO OF THEM LIKE THAT, DAUGHTER ON ONE SIDE AND DWARF TWIN ON THE OTHER?
And did MK and his daughter have to MATCH???? They look IDENTICAL, in black tee and grey jeans with oxford lace-up flats. This is just painful.
And does MK have to be such a downer, moping along angrily with her hobo hair and Stevie Wonder sunglasses , emo-ly smoking a cig next to his 9 year old daughter? Not that the french give a flying fuck about smoking cigarettes but REALLY. This poor girl must be used to her dad dating women her HEIGHT and closer in age to herself than to her father, that chug along the sidewalk in million dollar homeless clothing, puffing their precious cigs.
Oh, Olsens.
Mary Kate’s entire demeanor is just like “I dont give a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.” She’s so over hanging out with his daughter. Either that or they are best friends because they dressed like the fucking bopsy twins, if the bopsy twins wore Celine. Her blazer that looks like shit (IN MY OPINION) was literally probably like 17k.
I mean this is really quite a photo.
I will post it again so you can really TAKE IT IN.
Photo credit: Elder Ordonez/INFphoto.com, via Just Jared.
Elder Ordonez you dog you. You really got an incredible photograph here.
Not only all of that, but also, at first glance, I thought she was walking with Bob Saget which is suuuuuper creepy….
OH. my. god. seriously best post ever! So glad this is the first thing I saw/read this AM.
He looks like one of those creepy uncle everyone always has at weddings.